At SmartAssGifts.com, we make sure that every thong is REALLY comfy.
Every Smart Ass thong sits where it's meant to sit, (no more digging) and has an ultimate rise (not too long, just long enough), and a "floss" width that's just right (not too wide, not too narrow). Our Smart Ass thong is one of the most comfortable thongs on the market. We, like you, don’t like uncomfortable skivvies - they can really ruin your day.
Great for active gals, Smart Ass thongs are made from a poly/spandex blend which allows moisture to evaporate.
Finally, Smart Ass thongs have another must - a 100% cotton gusset for ultimate comfort. And our gusset has inspirational sayings printed on it to bring a smile to your day. So there you have it - the Smart Ass Gifts guide to finding a comfy thong!
Please click here for our sizing chart. This information should make it easy to get a great, comfy fit.
We accept payment by VISA and Mastercard, making the purchases easy and fast for you. You will receive an email confirmation and invoice from us. Order with confidence with our secure on-line shopping experience.
GST (5%) will be added to all SmartAssGifts.com orders shipped within Canada, and PST (7%) will be added to all SmartAssGifts.com orders shipped within British Columbia.
Canadian taxes will not be applied to orders shipped to the United States. Please note SmartAssGifts.com products shipped to the United States may be charged customs or duty fees. The purchaser is responsible for these charges.
Please allow approximately 48 hours for us to process and ship your order. Visit our shipping page for more information. You will receive an email confirmation and invoice from us. Order with confidence with our secure on-line shopping experience.
What if I need to return my SmartAssGifts.com order?
Our goal is to provide a purely fabulous product. In the unlikely event that your SmartAssGifts.com purchase is less than fabulous (defective or damaged) we will be happy to replace it for you. Please return your unworn SmartAssGifts.com products in the original packaging along with a copy of your invoice to the address on the invoice.
As SmartAssGifts.com products are 'intimate' in nature, only unworn items can be replaced. An unworn, less-than-fabulous SmartAssGifts.com product may be exchanged for a new SmartAssGifts.com product of the same size and style or, if the item to be replaced is out of stock or discontinued, for an equally fabulous replacement of SmartAssGifts.com product.
To help us achieve our goal of providing fabulous gals everywhere with fabulous undies, please let us know why you are returning your SmartAssGifts.com purchase and include the address you would like your exchange to be shipped to.
All items must be returned to SmartAssGifts.com within 30 days of purchase.
SmartAssGifts.com is a proud Canadian brand with "World Headquarters" located in beautiful Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada - home of the 2010 Winter Olympic and Paralympic Games. BTW, Smart Ass® is a registered Canadian Trademark of The Smarty Pants Gift Co. Ltd.
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